Today's very special TILT consists of only one item: 




This guy! (Aka Joe.) Yesterday was our two-year anniversary. Yes, that's right: two people, two years, on 2-22. The only way this could be better is if it were 210 years in the future. 


The man deserves a fucking medal, because it is no easy thing to endure me, and he has thus far done an admirable job of containing the murderous rage I surely provoke in him. With grace does he suffer my myriad eccentricities, my series of fleeting obsessions, and the endless parade of terrible horror flicks I insist on inflicting upon him.


Last year, we were on opposite sides of the planet. Today, we live together, which has been an entirely different experience. He is not, of course, the only man in my life; I mentioned in the early stages of our budding relationship that I am nonmonogamous by nature, and he's been nothing but supportive in sharing my affections:


Tesla tumbler! Tesla t-shirt! All thanks to the generosity of Joe.
In short, this anniversary was no less than a testament to Joe's ability to survive two whole years of ME.

The refrain of this song pretty much sums up how we feel about each other: